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Is he though (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 177 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

This was tried in court. The response from the judge was "If the man is dead, then he cannot petition the court. If the man is not dead, then his life sentence has not been served." An excellent exchange of sophistry!

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 69 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yall ever notice that professions that specialize in logic also tend to produce the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Logic is only dumb when it goes against what we want lol.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Only too true.

the study finds that people who are otherwise very good at math may totally flunk a problem that they would otherwise probably be able to solve, simply because giving the right answer goes against their political beliefs.

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it turns out that highly numerate liberals and conservatives were even more—not less—susceptible to letting politics skew their reasoning than were those with less mathematical ability.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

Interesting. I wonder if it could be a kind of Dunning Kruger effect where you assume because you're good at logic or some other smart thing your brain doesn't have all the same zero day exploits as the rest of us.

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

He's either dead or alive like, it's not hard

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tell Schrödinger that

[–] capital@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What’s in the box!?

[–] abcd@feddit.de 5 points 6 months ago

We can only be sure if we have a look!

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Then the car is not dead now

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Death is nothing like that

[–] sverit@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Can't his attourney petition on his behalf?