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It could soon be illegal to publicly wear a mask for health reasons in NC (arstechnica.com)

submitted 6 months ago by Xatolos@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, you're wrong.

They get a 2 week paid vacation. If they play their cards right, they can say they got PTSD and get to retire early with a pension and start over in another jurisdiction.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 5 points 6 months ago

Don't forget getting to keep the murder weapon despite having "PTSD" from murdering a guy.