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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

No. I live near a lot of them. I hate you offline too. So do my friends and colleagues. Believe me.

There are more Musk fan douchebags IRL than Lemmy, yes. That doesn't mean you're not a fucking loser supporting a neo Nazi who scams the government for my tax payer dollars. You knowingly bought a truck designed to kill humans instead of crumpling. You're trash big dog.

Have you considered people like me aren't flipping you off as overtly as the loser fanboys approach you?

If I see you on the road, I 100% will cut you off, not let you in, skip ahead at stop signs, slow down so you get red light tickets.

Next time that happens, consider whether it's bc what you're driving, not the other person's habits.

Never thought I'd root for big auto to take point on electric vehicles, but anything is better than supporting that dick bag.

Fuck you. Fuck Tesla.