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Anon wants to be bigger (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eat food but also smash whiskey and sugar soda all day. Extra 2000 calories, easy!

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The beer belly definitely did not start to manifest in me until I reached my 30s.