this post was submitted on 24 May 2024
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That’s true. He died of pancreatic cancer. Heavy alcohol use can lead to conditions such as chronic pancreatitis, which is known to increase pancreatic cancer risk. The largest associated cause of pancreatic cancer is food that is cooked until charred or blackened, which you won’t find much of at McDonald’s.
With that being said, don’t eat at McDonald’s. It’s terribly malnutritious, laden with chemical treatments, and sourced by forced prison slave labor.
https://apnews.com/article/prison-to-plate-inmate-labor-investigation-c6f0eb4747963283316e494eadf08c4e
One line in and already sounds like a horrible parody of the states that we'd call too on the nose
It’s unfortunately constitutionally protected to use prisoners as slaves, so this is a nationwide problem.
Still sounds like a dystopian parody.
It certainly does.