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‘Utter shock’: Woman comes home to find her driveway stolen (www.wrdw.com)

submitted 10 months ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Woman who owns house needs $10,000 before she can't buy the other house she picked out. Please help."

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

It's called moving. It's a tricky thing to balance buying what you want and selling what you have in a short window. You can be mad at the shit market but don't take it out on people that managed to make it happen. That's just petty jealousy.