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Anon figures out how dieting works (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I almost literally lost forty pounds eating nothing but buffalo wings

And then I turned into a vegetarian

Sorry chickens, ty for your lean protein (before they Buffalo'd it), I put it to good use

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What do you like to cook?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I figured out I was less interested in the meat than I was in what made the meat actually taste good, your buffalo sauces, barbeque, etc, and just did the same thing I was doing but with tofu and broccoli.

When I first started I was all about these weirdo "secret tricks" to get tofu to "taste like meat" but I quickly figured out it just wasn't worth the effort for my tastes and stuck to pan frying or raw tofu afterwards.

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah, fake meat tastes meh, I'd rather just do my own thing for sure.