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[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

In high school, my friends & I got really stoned after our band performed one night.

We mocked up some NASA letterhead, pulled out the phone book, & proceeded to create dozens of signed & sealed official correspondence from the space agency.

Every letter read:

Dear Jerry,

You’ll never be an astronaut.

Love, NASA

…now I kinda want to do that with this butter box trick. Just randomly select a dozen or so mailing addresses & send them one of these with no other explanation.