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Anon goes hiking (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 137 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (28 children)

Claims to be in the American wilderness

uses Metric

[–] S410@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Personally know several metric nuts who insist on using metric in their day-to-day life.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 23 points 11 months ago

Well, a metric nut would be screwed trying to go imperial...

[–] Setarkus@feddit.de 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Metric nut" sounds like there's a measurement to their insanity in the metric system

[–] LostXOR@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A 12mm nut.

[–] Oszilloraptor@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago

also called M12-nut

[–] cook_pass_babtridge@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

For the Americans: that's 0.00005965 furlongs.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I find metric nuts and bolts are much easier to acquire cheaply

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