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Trump Sounds Alarm For Americans Paying Off Porn Stars: ‘IF THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ME, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE!’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Shit... I need change my plans about using campaign donations to pay off that porn star I banged at the golf course I own.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago

I know, a problem that faces every single American, right?

Family Values.... yeah, Trump values his families genitals. Look at his "relationship" with his daughter throughout the years.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

*raped