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Anon can't find a good match (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago (15 children)

Vagina exploded?

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

What does that even mean?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably implying a large labia minora.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm which case, that has nothing to do with masturbation

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He could mean a big 'ol hole, which, tbh I'm not a scientist and it could be that jamming the biggest bad dragon you can find up there may affect it in a similar way a similarly sized baby would, BUT also the absolute classic movie Mean Girls leads me to believe that some people just naturally have "a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina."

[–] PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh look you're dumb as fuck when it comes to women's bodies too.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 months ago

No u lololololol

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