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Thief told police 'once you pop, you can't stop' after stealing Pringles (news.sky.com)

submitted 5 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A Pringle thief told police "once you pop, you can't stop" after his arrest over a series of robberies.

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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Especially this one I find particularly gross. "Our product is so disgustingly addicting, you can't stop yourself from eating it once you start! Yes, of course it's also incredibly unhealthy, that's half the fun!"