this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He'll be married to a stripper in no time

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And the proud owner of a Mustang with a 28% APR loan.

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

V6 Mustang with only 167,000 miles.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Don't forget his brand new sportscar that his stripper wife's boyfriend totalled while he was deployed