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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (25 children)

There's a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on "first felon president."

  • First Woman President

  • First Openly Gay President

  • First Asian/Pacific Islander President

  • First Albino President

  • First Teenage President

  • First Werewolf President

  • First Teenage Werewolf President

  • First Robot President

  • First Robot Teenage Werewolf President

  • First Normal President

We could go on and on too.

[–] MockingMoniker@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The gnostics wouldn't accept any president. I'm expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I’m expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.

This reminds me of one of those furries who always has to interject in any role playing situation that they're furries and their character is a furry despite nobody in the gaming session actually asking or encouraging that person.

[–] MockingMoniker@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

The things you think that people care about are most often the things people care least about.

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