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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 257 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's time we take seditionists out of the Sheriff's Departments.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 112 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The buildings would be empty

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, so basically rage against the machine are all drinking 'I told you so' juices for the foreseeable future.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

They and the Dead Kennedys are just constantly raising toasts to each other

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Mission accomplished, I guess

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 203 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Holy shit, he actually said that.

This, right here, is a prime example of a political headline that looks like it comes from The Onion.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I actually wasn't sure until I checked the URL.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 124 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Cop literally wants a convicted felon to run the country, I can't come up with a better satire for how little police care about rule of law... Or a better argument for the "Ban the Box" initiative

I'm definitely all for loosening restrictions on former felons.. Look bro, if we can have a convicted felon running for office, no reason why they can't vote or hold jobs if they've done their time right?

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

This sheriff would need to check the color of their hat before he agrees or not. And the color of their skin.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I couldn't own firearms or vote but this motherfucker could be president? Literally makes no sense and moreso if you read the reasoning as to why voting rights and firearm right can be restricted.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_death

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 116 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Does he care about people not caring about the rule of law?

Or is he just upset he cant run his little fiefdom like a tyrant like cops would have been able to 30 years ago before cameras and youtube?

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 101 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Who wants to bet we find something nasty on this dude in the next six months?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 6 months ago (4 children)

On the surface of only the quote. I agree.

If a felon was in the White House, I think we'd finally see some genuine prison reform, and if we're lucky, for profit prisons being outlawed.

Can you imagine a Danny Trejo type in the White House? Someone who deeply cares that prison is reformative and not punishment?

But not Donny Felon. He's just going to commit more crimes.

[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Crime, with a little it of treason.

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[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 70 points 6 months ago (13 children)

So basically he's saying he has no faith or confidence in the criminal justice system? Wouldn't that kind of... I dunno... disqualify you from a job in the criminal justice system?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Since when has that stopped any cops at all?

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 55 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Look, I'm all for equal representation and equal opportunity for everyone. The US had a black president already, which is awesome, but I'm not thinking the next step here is to "recently convicted felon". Maybe try for a woman as president first?

Just saying.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 53 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (23 children)

There's a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on "first felon president."

  • First Woman President

  • First Openly Gay President

  • First Asian/Pacific Islander President

  • First Albino President

  • First Teenage President

  • First Werewolf President

  • First Teenage Werewolf President

  • First Robot President

  • First Robot Teenage Werewolf President

  • First Normal President

We could go on and on too.

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Try and start easy with an openly atheist president and work from there

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 53 points 6 months ago

Translation: "I'm upset that my cult leader was found guilty so I'm going to stand here and throw a sarcastic little crybaby tantrum about it now"

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

One more for the "Evidence 'law and order Republicans' are just racist" drawer.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Not going to lie. His felon status has very little to do with why I won't vote for him

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[–] sucricdrawkcab@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago

"Bianco also challenged the idea of systemic racism or bias in law enforcement"

Yes, because no police department ever has had these kinda problems in the United States.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago (18 children)

Not american but I'm honestly worried about the USA right now. This shit is crazy. Can you imagine if he wins again?!

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[–] Docandersonn@lemm.ee 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Something really strange about American police forces is their use of military rank insignia. Here we have an elected official overseeing a civilian law enforcement agency of ~4000 personnel wearing the rank insignia of a 4-Star general.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 34 points 6 months ago (4 children)

So brave. To be so openly corrupt...

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Oh yeah, I remember hearing about this as a local-ish. He's bum hurt about criminal justice reform in Cali (non violent offenders getting less or no jail time, that kinda thing). Makes this job "harder" he says.

It hasn't been smooth sailing, mind you-- but it's at least the government trying to do something about an overcrowded prison system.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Makes his job harder? GOOD. Policing communities should never be an easy job. And you signed up for it, numb nuts.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Wait it's not just shooting brown people?!"

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[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Trump isn't fit for a Waffle House, let alone the White House.

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[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

Has it ever been more painfully obvious that a police scumbag is bought and paid for by corrupt campaign funding?

[–] devbo@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I've heard you have to think like a criminal to catch one, but i have not heard let a criminal run your goverment to stop crime. but it really makes sense if you don't think about it, making nothing illegal would mean no more crime.

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[–] Disaster@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yes, Eugene Debs, please.

  • who was basically jailed on political pretexts but still..
[–] Infynis@midwest.social 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Glad he supports criminal rights reform, but I don't think he's picking the right criminals

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[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I support this affirmative action and will be voting for Snoop Dogg in the upcoming election

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

this guy looks like he's the model for several cartoon characters

[–] SteefLem@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Convicted felon. Because lets be honest, they are all felons.

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If this dude wasn't such a conservative nutjob, I would think he was doing a satire

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[–] Cognitive_Dissident@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

..what the actual fuck? Is this some sort of extreme sarcasm, that even a sarcastic bastard like me can't understand?

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[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 15 points 6 months ago

Again. But convicted, this time.

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