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Yes. Let's burn all the books too in case someone does something bad with that knowledge. And ban everything but soft pillows from being sold in any store.
What a stupid fucking coroner.
Soft pillows could be used for smothering
We should ban everything besides whoopie cushions then; you could probably still smother someone with one but it’d be a lot funnier
Oh no, not the fluffy cushion!
Yeah, a wooden board wouldn't work for that now would it?
Ban the pillows too. We’ll have to use heshen sacks full of straw instead