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Anon turns on the charm (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

maybe for a first date.. a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like.. and what they sounded like during sex.. and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

How many times do we got to remind you the people on the big screen aren't really there

They can't hear you

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 months ago

They are real for me