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I go out of my way to not crap at work. (lemmy.world)
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[–] variants@possumpat.io 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do the turds fall straight to the highway as you're driving around?

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That would be gross. He uses a vacuum ejection system to shoot them 100 metres into the air and outside the environment.

[–] SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Into another environment?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Into space, till it comes back down as a turd meteor ☄️

[–] CapnAssHolo@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No worries we got Planet Express on the case

[–] olicvb@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Someone tell the professor to double check his countdown timer