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‘It is not illegal to teach drunk’: Charges dropped against 2nd grade teacher accused of being intoxicated in class (lawandcrime.com)

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While the District Attorney’s Office agrees that it is highly inappropriate to teach while intoxicated, it is, unfortunately, not illegal.”

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[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I should track down my 2nd grade teacher to buy her a drink, and maybe apologize.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Time to setup a bar in the teachers lounge.