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Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Grown man. Walk around house naked. Do the occasional johnson windmill

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Are you describing what you do or giving me suggestions? Either way I love it.

Also very jealous if I'm right about what I imagine a "Johnson windmill" is. I could maybe do an "acorn in the breeze" but that's about it.

[–] joe_cool@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Be creative. Maybe something with coconuts?

Johnson windmill

I think it's also known as helicopter dick. But you'd have to get it going a bit before it gets some traction.

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

They said "weird shit" you do broseph.