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Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I just wanted to make sure he wasn’t a local. He was from the other side of the country. I guess I’m googling polish dog collar.

Edit:

Nope, don’t get it.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just made it up. Like what would Hitler be euphemistically referring to as an “out-of-state tag”.

A swing. And a miss. On my part.

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Good effort though. Fun fact, Germany itself has states, so you don't need to leave Germany to go to a different state.