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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 77 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (11 children)

I think we should all try to support anything that lets rich old bureaucrats kill themselves faster if unwanted side effects can be minimized.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

we should convince them that mercury is the secret to immortality again

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

We should heat that shit up and tell them to huff the murica vapors.

[–] Archelon@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

If we learned anything from COVID, all we have to do is tell them that “Liberal Elite “””DOCTORS””” don’t want you using this home-grown remedy!”

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