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What is pouring water in his bag supposed to do? Is she trying to destroy his electronics or just mildly annoying.
She wants to fuck with him but is to cowardly to do it to his face.
Man, I had a nickel for every time my mom told me "When a member of the Vermont House of Representatives picks on you, that means she likes you", I'd have, like, all these nickels.
Tfw no members of the Vermont house of Representatives secretly pour water into your bag for months on end. I guess they hate me.