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Vermont Republican secretly poured water into colleague’s bag over months (www.theguardian.com)

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Mary Morrissey apologizes after being filmed dumping liquid into backpack of Democratic legislator Jim Carroll

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

One of my good friends was raised Republican and actually worked for the California Republican Party until he finally got so fed up with their shit he finally rejected politics overall and started homesteading. (I.e. when he broke ties with his freakshow parents.)

From his time there he would describe the insane shit he experienced. Like the local party leader had an unwritten rule for all meetings: the water pitcher on his table always had to be the most full out of anyone else in the room.

The GOP is weird man.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Lmfao that sounds so fucking Trump

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

I would bring a bottle of water to refill my own pitcher.