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Anon tries to be witty (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 110 points 5 months ago (30 children)

To anyone out there with the 'i can eat whatever I want without getting fat' idea, yeah it's not quite like that. Cholesterol and visceral fat are killers. So yeah, eat as much as you like but the healthy food factor applies to us all.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 13 points 5 months ago (14 children)

My cholesterol is unhealthily low, what do

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Eat 19 avocados a day.

[–] dentoid@sopuli.xyz 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't afford that. They don't just grow on trees

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"Wait, they do grow on trees! Why the hell is it so expensive?"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

You might, but a life without avocado regrets is a life avocado-unlived 🤷

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