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Anon has a typical everyday average British morning (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 27 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Fact check: they only casually call you a cunt in Scotland

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cunt is a greeting, not an offence.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I wish I were greeted by cunt wherever I went

[–] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

True - in the south they call you a berk.

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In Cockney rhyming slang, the second half of the rhyme is mostly left off. In this case, the second half is left off and the first half is shortened.

Berkley Hunt = Cunt

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago

I remember for a long time it was Jeremy

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago

Not true, it just sounds more like Kant south of the border, which I think makes us sounds more philosophical.