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Anon has a typical everyday average British morning (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Queen's dodger can mean

someone who lives with the queen
someone who performs crimes on behalf of the queen
someone who finds those called for the draft but have not registered on behalf of the queen

Which is it?

[–] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Surely a fruit filled biscuit is another possibility.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

"fruit"

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Also someone who fringes the ring quite unlike any other.

[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

someone who lives with the queen

Surely that would be the Queen's lodger?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

rhyming slang, me ol China

[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But in rhyming slang, you use the non-rhyming word (e.g. "china" = "china plate" = "mate")

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

well if you google it you'll find it.