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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries to be witty (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I cut out all plant based food and substituted fatty meat and eggs

Beware though that reference ranges are averages of the population the testing lab sees and only sick people get their blood checked.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Protein go brrr. What was your health problem?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

I was fat, not anymore; hay fever, gone; gout, gone