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Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cells (www.newscientist.com)

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[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

As a horror performer who sees (and does) absolutely horrifying shit on a normal basis, fuck this shit in particular

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that’s actually the goal.

Could be wrong. But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.

You misspelled immediately.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you don't mind: what and where do you 'perform' exactly. Asking for a friend.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm a sideshow circus performer. My specialty is fire performance, but I have other talents as well as a split tongue. My friends are the kinda people who like to swing from meat hooks and swallow swords. Freak show type stuff. We do it live on stage.

Unsurprisingly, I've also performed in haunted houses.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I find that pretty cool. Is it a stressful career?

Also how was the bifurcation process?

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I have a day job that pays the bills (many of us do) because the only money in art is money laundering, but I do perform fairly often, and occasionally produce. Of course it varies on the season, some months are slow for everyone. My day job is a grind.

Also how was the bifurcation process?

Painful

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

I think I respect this comment the most.