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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] peyotecosmico@programming.dev 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is this an euphemism of both putting their penis out on the table?

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What? No, literal guns. The hell?

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Actual penises would probably be more normal...

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

No that's "muh hog"