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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] classic@fedia.io 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You start learning it in day care depending on the region

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

So are those armoured backpacks for children considered cheating?

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Some people can afford better load outs. Normal p2w bullshit.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 4 months ago

Yeah, it does Give them a slightly unfair advantage over the active shooter, that's why the cops had to wait, they were required to give them a head start.

A surprising amount of rules involved in it.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Cheapskate parents, actually. Most parents get their kids a BALCS carrier with level III soft inserts, some ESAPI plates, and a level III or IIIa helmet. But some parents cheap out and just get their kid a backpack and split a set of plates between kids.