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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Airsoft license?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They must not be Americans. I envy them, but at least when I eat my own weight in pizza it's actually good pizza.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

I'm blessed by the insurance gods. Guns, abortions and insurance. Pizza is also kinda nice.

[–] thepiguy@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yup. You first prove that you are sane and have no criminal background, your local government provides you with a certificate for that. And then you acknowledge that you know the rules and stuff. The final step is paying a small yearly fee.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

For the 'lil plastic pellets? Or the similarly-sized lead ones?

[–] jose1324@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Yes?