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[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Man the first problem is having a girlfriend. That's gay. Get a boyfriend.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Individually our penises are weak, like a single twig

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Together they are strong... like apes together.