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A Florida woman is suing Hershey because its Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins aren't as cute as they appear on the wrapper
(www.businessinsider.com)
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2024
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Good God. Just imagine this incredibly brave Karen's mental anguish when she bit into this delicious but uncute treat and could not immediately unload her bottomless rage on the nearest assistant manager.
The horror. The horror.
Why even let massive corporations get away with false advertising? If they show the pumpkin have a face on the cover, they better have a face on the actual thing. You're just decenticized to being fucked around by corporations that you're defending them for lying to you.
I don't care if she wins a billion dollars. Hershey's can go bankrupt tomorrow. I just know what actual problems look like and a fucking candy wrapper ain't one of them.
The world is allowed to have more than one problem solved at once.