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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon wants to bond with his nephew (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Turns out my kid loves telling stories and fantastical fun adventures! He now loves drawing comics and playing DnD. We do both together!

I love my kid. He's so awesome and kind and creative and smart. 💕

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He’s not real, is he?

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, he's real and he frikkin' rocks!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You could have drawn those yourself in the psych ward for all we know.

You have to let go dad, the accident wasn't your fault.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

I could never hope to produce such great works.

[–] Befernafardofo@feddit.it 8 points 4 months ago

I love the drawing of the snake? Dinosaur? getting mad because they gave them something that they didn't order! It's so funny and expressive He should totally keep drawing!