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Anon smashes his head (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by Gemini24601@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of my friend who wouldn't go to the hospital immediately after getting hit in a rear end collision. He finally went a few days later when he started to lose feeling in his face and extremities. Turns out his neck was broken. Now he's got brain damage and a lot of motor issues. But hey, he's likely going to get paid from the insurance co. I told him to go straight to the hospital when he called about getting hit.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Ah that sounds like just a little minor neck break. Drink a glass of milk, snort a couple lines of coke (it's also white so it must have lots of calcium and you gotta admit it's a bit more fun than a second glass of milk), then walk it off. Listen to some heavy metal to help strengthen the neck so that it won't be so weak next time he gets hit by a car.