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Rishi Sunak reveals his favourite meal is sandwiches in last-minute appeal to voters (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 131 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“What do humans eat? sandwiches, ive heard of that”

“Oh yes i enjoy regular sandwiches just like all other regular humans. A big enjoyer of sandwiches. Yes. Uh fillings? What? No, I look after my teeth”

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

It's like the Zuckerberg- I enjoy barbequing, just like every American human!