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Rishi Sunak reveals his favourite meal is sandwiches in last-minute appeal to voters (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 4 months ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 142 points 4 months ago (6 children)

What is this stage set-up? Why is the British PM sitting in the cuck chair?

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 50 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I generally need way more context for that scene.

[–] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

ITV's This Morning thought it would be a good idea to introduce the current PM to Britain's most tattooed mom.

Not sure what Britons are meant to learn about Rishi Sunak, or what yet another Tory government would have in store for them, from his take on sandwiches, coke, or chatting with an OnlyFans model ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My God, Britons are as dumb as Americans 🙁

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Absolutely. We just try not to put the idiots in front of cameras and the world stage. Then we got distracted by Doctor Who and Piers Morgan slipped out.

[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I wouldn't go that far. I do not think Donald Trump could have won an election here. We do have a massive amount of idiots. Not as much though.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

After watching it...I don't think you so .

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 40 points 4 months ago

It's where he belongs.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Im sorry but what the fuck is this?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago

He should think himself lucky to be even invited indoors after his performance this election.

Genuinely think he did it out of spite for the membership picking Liz Truss over him, although it was fun watching them agonise over whether they hated women or brown people the most.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

He is a cuck, alright...

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Waiting for coach to put him in