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it's obvious because it's ridiculous and humorous. not because of his schedule.
Do you think a mega star like him could just go back to be a nobody after all this time? You are delusional. This might be a joke, but that doesn't mean it's not true. Imagine for the past 30 years of your life wherever you go, people give you gifts, agree with everything you say, ara always super nice to you. Every woman you ever met was weirdly immediately in love with you, you don't even know the value of money anymore since you filthy rich and or never have to buy stuff.
These fuckers couldn't be not famous for a week.