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Joe Biden accidentally says he is the 'first Black woman' to serve in White House
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2024
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No no.....he had it right the first time.
Everybody thinks Biden is an old white man. But if scooby doo has taught me anything, it's that you can always tie up the person you least expect, and then pull off their mask revealing someone totally different.
So in this regard, we now know that Biden is actually a black woman in disguise. Which is strange, because if Michelle Obama would have run instead of Hillary, I think she would have won. Hands down.
if Biden pulled off a mask, Scooby Doo-style, revealing that he was, in fact, Kamala Harris this whole time, i don't think i'd actually be surprised. perhaps disappointed she was so bad at it, but not surprised.
He has total presidential immunity. He could order all records and videos of him to be removed immediately and then force everyone to start referring to him by whatever name he wants. Today he’s the first female black president. Tomorrow he’s our first Asian supreme leader, and there’s absolutely nothing we can do about it.