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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Congratulations, you're ageless, will never retire and you have to do a lot of manual labor, as it's cheaper than a machine, if you convert a country. If only a few are converted, others will want to hunt you down and put you on a shelve as trophy.

[–] shani66@ani.social 3 points 4 months ago

If i live forever infinite work can be contrasted against infinite leisure. If I'm being hunted that would give me the immediate motivation to live life harder than any mortal.