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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets banned (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Sorry it isn't green. 💚

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, that is horrible and funny (even though no green text is ever real, we can pretend).

Like, dude would deserve jail time for that kind of abuse and violation.

But, I wouldn't be able to be on the jury because I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I wonder if he deliberately wrote it with the intent of making the narrator look bad. Like setting up the expectation that she overreacts when drunk, then casually dropping that the conflict started because he tried to sneak it in her butt.