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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] atmur@lemmy.world 203 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 128 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 122 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 73 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sir this is a Wendy's

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

they have carrots at wendys?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Now we're getting somewhere!