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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 128 points 4 months ago (5 children)

The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 122 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 73 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

they have carrots at wendys?

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