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[โ€“] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think serial killers are scarier than sharks. I can see myself surviving an encounter with a serial killer. I cannot see myself surviving an encounter with a goddamn shark.

[โ€“] JayDee@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Sure you can.

  • Look under the water.
  • oh shit a shark.
  • shark don't give a fuck bout no human, keeps on swimmin.
  • you survived.

You could also survive a serial killer in a similar way.

"Here's your latte, Sir."

But also, you could take a small shark.