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Saw the headline: "Haha, theonion really nailed this one"
What's the inverse of eating the onion?
Crying?
Boofing the shallot
Shitty Supreme Court candidates made sure I know the existence of boofing…
I don’t know, but it tastes like shit.
It’s getting SO HARD to separate reality from satire.
Why do any of us actually think it's reality?
The suggestion being that the article is a lie?
Or that we’re living in a really fucked up matrix-like experiment?
I wonder if the AI’s in the matrix knew that they weren’t real?
All of this shit is made up.
Words are made up but we still have to deal with them in our day to day lives.
I've gotta deal with these talking faces about as much as I gotta deal with anime girls. At least anime girls are something pleasant to keep me occupied.
I’m confused……. The shoes aren’t real?
Or the assassination attempt wasn’t?
The topic of this sub.
Eat the onion long enough, and the onion eats you back.
Poe's law.