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Anon tries to flirt? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 83 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fake: anon turned down a woman who was hitting on him

Gay: anon turned down a woman who was hitting on him

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 56 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Fake. This required a 4chan user to go outside and interact with other people and we know that's impossible

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon with muscles.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 19 points 4 months ago

Well at least muscles in both arms

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

Swole chewing muscles are not unheard of.