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[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather have a broken bone once if it means I'll never catch cold again.

Broken leg for couple of months is preferable to blocked and runny nose.

Fuck cold.

[โ€“] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

When you're not trying to move the affected bone, it's easy to forget about a break. With a cold you're reminded with every breath, every swallow, and every time it makes you sneeze or throw a coughing fit.

Yep, not a fan!