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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But remember, they hate being called sheep.

Just a reminder, jd vance, trumps newest vp pick, has on many occasions been quoted in the past of saying "I didn't vote for trump", "I never liked trump", and "I'm a never-trump guy".

NOW he sings trumps praises, and kisses trumps ass.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

vance is just another vapid muppet who'll get thrown under the bus the instant shit goes sideways and trump needs someone to blame for...whatever. just like all the other used-to-be-never-trumpers who are now fighting over who gets to be first to be facialed by trump

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

His name has an extra syllable, he might be counting on Trumpanzees being unable to make a nice little chant like they did for Pence.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

Vance literally called Trump "America's Hitler" in a now deleted tweet.

Also so many are Christian and say shit like "the lord is my shepard" in the same breath that they call other people "sheep."