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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (20 children)

I wouldn't pejoratively call a mute person dumb, a mobility device user lame, or an intellectually disabled person retarded

but I will absolutely call cringe political fanatics lame, dumb retards

also here's some free fag-passes from your friendly internet dyke, cuz "fag" is a great fuckin multipurpose word

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

if straight women got bleeped when they said "dyke" I'd have a way easier time dating 🫠

just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like "TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT'S THE WORD FOR 'an embankment for holding back water'!?"

"[bleep]?"
"correct thank you ma'am have a nice day"

"dyke?"
"correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?"

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

"TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT'S THE WORD FOR 'an embankment for holding back water'!?"

"A levee??"
"... touchè"

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